lsquared likes the retarded policeman

he is cop.
and hes learning impaired.
hes a retarded policeman.
byeeeeeeeeeeee!

love LT & KING

"About to blossom into fruition like a thousand humid vaginas in the presence of God's boner...."

Gavin McInnes, co-founder of Vice Magazine, is a one way ticket on the effin’ amazing train. McInnes is the author of The Vice Guide to Eating Pussy and my personal fav. the magazines DO’s and DON’Ts’ fashion featurette. Vice magazine, and side project VBS.tv, recently got their ball sack dipped into some gigantic media conglomerate money ( from Vaicom aka. MTV!) and liked the way it made their rocks tingle. This sparked “creative differences” with Gavin McInnes (translation: told the man to get fucked). He’s now quit Vice and started his own site www.streetcarnage.com where he offends everyone in the new DO and DON’Ts’ called StreetBoners (genius). Check out the site ‘cause its gunna make you dribble pee in your pants.
what it do.

What's Fritz up to?

Pure Genius

This is truly one of the smartest marketing ploys ever. Stencil the toughest, most infestus insects that live forever and litter them around the city. My boy Lance reps Zoo and somehow Inqmnd post this before us. good show boys. Listen to the curse rant at the end of video 2. amazing.

5-1 odds on the Unicorn

Everyone knows you can only kill a unicorn by pulling out its uni-horn. But if you want to take those odds and pick robo-dolf lemme know. This match will be going down in my mind this friday after a fist full of magical fungi
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Lady Street & Lu-bomb

New MOB, Hellz Bellz, Freshjive Girls, and Creative Rec is all here.
Liz&Luisa wear it well. You should too

The Crystal Method Listening Party

This past friday Tafsir, Aris and Doc Willy came through for the release of Taf's new mixtape, The Crystal Method. Here's the link
http://myspace.com/johnblaze7
Hope you enjoyed the Pabst!
echelon

Reebok Elephant Pack

just arrived (elephant noise here) 

D. 

LRG x G-SHOCK

500 worldwide  ~  150 in Canada ~ 5 at echelon 

Pick them when while they're fresh

Launch date TBA

 

We do what we want!

Basically don't let anyone stop you from doing what you want.
Unless it involves a bottle of bleach, rubber gloves, kitchen knife, chloroform and your ex-girlfriend. That can get you in some shit

Freshjive Spring/Summer '08

Dusty and I think this is one of this seasons best collections. Freshjive never fails to impress. Sneaky Zeke stopped in during the photo shoot and didn't even buy anything... what a chump
Don't sleep on these pieces
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The Hundreds San Francisco Flagship Store

crazy interior more on the darkside with haunted pirate amusement park feel, crazy i know.

BTW- HUNDREDS COMING TO ECHELON MID AUGUST, and we just may be hosting an amazing AWESOME cool HUNDREDS X GRAVIS release party for a shoe that will be coming out early september.. NUFF SAID

Etnies +

Well kids Etnies + is here
Wether its the Flashy Rocksteady, Frickin Laser Etched Weldon or clean&classy Pablo the choice is always right. You cant go wrong with these sneaks. Get onto etnies + before they are all gonzo
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MTV's top rated show gives me a top rated boner

Check the link below for some glorious shots taken before she was famous.

http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=3694

Creative's

Most Offical Bitches

ETNIES PLUS

Should be here in the next couple days..super solid designs and creative colour combos.

HEY EVERYONE STUSSY IS ON ITS WAY

Stussy should roll through the doors around end of march, and i for one am very excited. FYI the stussy camp also has taking over toronto. OH CANADA

MEET TAFSIR DIALLO!

Here is a new friend of echelons Tafsir Diallo..he has a new mix tape about to be finished called the crystal method..heard some samples and it sounds tight..so join us friday march 28 from 7-10 for listening party and all around fun times.(please rsvp through echelon our facebook, limited spots available) blip blam blop..